Hell is on going

Hell is going O.K. I have here the on going what.

OK, I Have No Idea What The Hell Is Going On Here

Seriously -- can I get a little help here?

Oh, Sing Out, Balloon-mounted Bar-gong!

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Blog Questionaire one thru five, double answers equal dualities unforeseen as when.....

Question One; I object to a new fundamental hope with blog achievement.

Two; How do you intend to method strategic employ reaching plan techniques?

Three; Countless numbers noticed this one characteristisc --stand unique.

Five; In summary, answeres re-state pretensions to prevalent grammer and

stylized misspellings ignore tortured smugness leaving out steno-

adreno-insuffero-ignoro. Sumpoblog in the fetidsphere.

 

5 1/2 x 2 = 6/8, 5/8

Apparently, Guy Normal Didn't Get The Memo

Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst verbegens.

    -- Friedrich Schiller

Which translates as, With stupidity even the gods struggle in vain. Guy Normal, fictional character or not, is apparently unaware of the serious protocols inherent to the blogging business, such as proper formatting (especially fonts), the critical use of images to take up as much space as possible (thus establishing one's erudite blogger bona fides), and the uppermost requirement of making as little sense as possible. Well, maybe he got that one right, I can't tell. Whatever. I hope this is not an indication of things to come -- I'm not particularly hopeful.

Off we go! Holy shit!

character reads author's mind, begins to worry

Hello E.B., Guy Normal, ficticious character from the dramatic series, "A Night in Lucerne", would like to submit an inititial post for fun and test purposes. Guy recently snooped around into the notes of his creator and author, and discovered the following:

Statement of Purpose:

By exploring the higher concepts revealed in commonplace events, we hope to expose the dramatic folly that endarkens the varied manifestations of absurdity.

Understandably, Guy Normal is worried. What dark and foolish drama does his

author have in store? And with what weird characters may he to be forced to deal?

Will there be Murder? Arson? One eyed cops and mind-reading ghosts? Poison

lakes of inflammable jello? What about love, food, and paid vacation? (o yes, Guy,

plenty of that, but not the kind you expect!)