character reads author's mind, begins to worry

Hello E.B., Guy Normal, ficticious character from the dramatic series, "A Night in Lucerne", would like to submit an inititial post for fun and test purposes. Guy recently snooped around into the notes of his creator and author, and discovered the following:

Statement of Purpose:

By exploring the higher concepts revealed in commonplace events, we hope to expose the dramatic folly that endarkens the varied manifestations of absurdity.

Understandably, Guy Normal is worried. What dark and foolish drama does his

author have in store? And with what weird characters may he to be forced to deal?

Will there be Murder? Arson? One eyed cops and mind-reading ghosts? Poison

lakes of inflammable jello? What about love, food, and paid vacation? (o yes, Guy,

plenty of that, but not the kind you expect!)